What the f***?? Travis, a two hundred pound simian who starred in several television commercials, enjoyed a life where he ate filet mignon, lobster tails, ice cream and even drank wine out of a glass. He had developed human traits–he dressed himself, bathed himself, brushed his own teeth and even used a human toilet. He …
Category Archive: Randomness
Feb
19
2009
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Apr
01
2008
Dress Code…
Some useful information for when you watch press conferences/public mea culpas by elected officials… (Hat tip to The Oracle of McKenna…) Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share on fark Share on Linkedin share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post Print …
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Mar
31
2008
In What World Is This OK?…
So, I’m reading the news over on the FOX News website and…well…here’s a headline you just don’t see every day… Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table No, really…I’m not making this up. The text of the story is below: Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having …
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Jun
13
2007
Seattle May Ban Dangerous Substance in the Workplace…
The City of Seattle, Washington is considering legislation that may ban…I kid you not…microwave popcorn. Popcorn. From KING5.com: A memo from the Fleets and Facilities Department addressed to “Employees at Civic Center Buildings” says there has been several evacuations in recent years due smoke alarms being tripped by burning popcorn. The memo states that in …
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Apr
25
2007
OTP: Viva Las Vegas, Baby…
Well, after a few days of being screwed by the company that administers my Visa Debit Card, I’m here in “Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada” where things are…you guessed it: FABULOUS! Not only am I in one of my favorite cities in America, but Rosie O’Donnell is leaving ABC’s “The View” after less than one year …
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Feb
12
2007
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?…
I’m not sure I agree with the “Ethics” rating, but overall I’d have to say that it’s pretty close. Too many of the questions don’t have any gray area, you know? Give it a try and see where you come in! Your Political Profile: Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal …
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