The Voldemort and Lindsay Show…

This was just too great to pass by. I had a great laugh at this…
BREITBART.com | Lohan Wants to Visit U.S. Troops in Iraq

Lohan Wants to Visit U.S. Troops in Iraq

Aug 08 2:33 PM US/Eastern

NEW YORK

Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and entertain American troops there.

“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,” the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.

Lohan, whose screen credits include “Freaky Friday,” “Mean Girls” and the upcoming “Georgia Rule,” says she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed shows for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea in 1954.

“It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be,” Lohan tells the magazine, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.

A spokesman for the senator offered a slightly different take on Lohan’s contact with the New York Democrat’s office.

“It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO,” said spokesman Philippe Reines.

The United Service Organizations is a nonprofit organization that provides entertainment to troops stationed abroad.

Two things struck me about this story after I was done wiping the tears from my eyes:
1. Lindsay Lohan compared herself to Marilyn Monroe.
2. Voldemort’s office thinks that Lohan is so radioactive that they won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
It seemed too dangerous, huh? You don’t say, Lindsay. But, hey…she was going to take shooting lessons with her bodyguard to prepare.
Eek.
William Smith
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